an introduction
santa teresa, a town on the nicoya peninsula, is on the northern pacific coast in costa rica. its remote in that it can be very tricky to get to. from san jose you have to cross to the peninsula on a ferry before the last stretch of extremely bumpy dirt roads. the village is quite beautiful once your equilibrium is back after the throttling ride and you can appreciate the untouched beachfront and small village feel. tourism is a booming industry, but santa teresa still feels like a real place.
no more than six years ago, santa teresa was an unknown farming village. none of its inhabitants spoke english, there were no two-language menus in the restaurants, there weren’t quad bikes available for rent, and there was no israeli restaurant with kebabs and hummus. as one local put it to me, “we picked beans, that’s about it.” but things are changing in santa teresa. the local kids that used to wait for sea turtles to hobble back into the ocean before pouncing on them to get a ride and a quick thrill now are young adults working with preservation societies to protect the turtles from the threat tourism brings.
tranquilo backpacker’s
i left the san jose tranquilo only to end up at the sister hostel in santa teresa later in the day. the hostel is situated on the main road near the end of town and only a five minute walk from the beach. its quite an amazing place. its two floors are open-faced like a motel and hammocks stretch along the entirety of the building on both floors. they have a nice kitchen, although its open-air and infested with bugs. the whole complex is green and lush. if it weren’t for the pool table, tv with a dvd player, and wireless internet it might feel like another time entirely.
costa rica in general is notorious for the hoards of american tourists. and santa teresa is no exception. there were more american students, surfers, and backpackers in tranquilo than in any other country i’ve visited, let alone hostel or city. it was a bit strange at first, hearing the accent, seeing the beer pyramids go up at night, and listening to the stories. i met some cool peeps and my jokes didn’t always go in vain. for instance, after a bonfire on the beach and a handful of beers i called out to my boys, “who’s up for some t-bell?”

there was only one problem with tranquilo. at eleven at night a security guard took over watch duties and everyone in the hostel got booted. literally kicked out. go to your room or leave. it was quite frustrating and something i would have liked to talk to the owner about. of course this wasn’t mentioned on the flyers or during check-in.
the surfer backpacker
it wasn’t until central america that i ran into any surfer backpackers. in panama i encountered a few in santa catalina, and in uvita the same. but santa teresa is chalk full of them. they are an interesting bunch. for the most part, they are very good people. the majority of surfer backpackers are adventurers in the same way backpackers are, they are just looking for the waves. but there’s a contingency of surfers that are ridiculously full of themselves. their shit is always more important. they’re never interested in your travels unless its to judge. they put themselves on this funny pedestal as if surfing is the only ‘cool’ thing in the world. that said, let me reiterate that for the most part i hung out with surfers that were very interesting and down to earth.
a beach bonfire
i arrived in santa teresa on a thursday. on friday there were whispers of a hostel-wide bonfire, but it was friday. bonfires aren’t for the weekend. saturday was the same, just little whispers, mainly instigated by myself, another american guy, and a dutchie. but sunday was the perfect day. the sun was out, the weather was nice, and the atmosphere in the hostel was a bit more chilled out. a few people got super motivated and built a massive bonfire in the evening. once everyone was kicked out the bonfire really got cracking. the crashing waves, the guitar, and the crackles from the fire provided good vibes.
i asked a group of people if they had any crazy stories from their trip and a loudmouth american guy told a story about him climbing a tree on a cliff in another village. it wasn’t until he was far up the massive tree that he noticed the wasp nest he had kicked. agitated by his presence the wasp’s began to attack him. he was having trouble getting down the tree and was getting lightheaded when he noticed a family on the beach below the cliff. in desperation he yelled out to them “yo soy enfermo. bzz ahhh! bzzz ahhh!” i lost it with laughter at this point. yo soy enfermo in spanish means i’m sick. but in spanish they have two forms of i am. one for things temporal, which would have been correct in this instance – yo estoy enfermo. the other – yo soy enfermo – for things constant. basically, he was yelling “i’m crazy. bzzz, ahh!” but human experience transcends language, and the father of the family understood what was happening. he ran up the hill to the tree and assisted the guy down, who was now covered in massive red welts. quite the story and ironically funny even if he didn’t intend it to be!
after the bonfire i was thoroughly hungry. myself and a few buddies raided the kitchen. but there just wasn’t much to eat. one of the guys met kristin at the bonfire. she offered bread, peanut butter, and bananas. we were all grateful. a german girl with a wide smile came into the kitchen as we were finishing making the sandwiches. she told mike that one of the beds in her dorm was open so if he wanted to get some sleep before the early bus he could crash there. without even a hint of irony mike smiled and said to her, “awesome. yeah, i’ll feel around for the empty bed.” “okay” she said smiling as she walked back to her room. i busted out with another bellowing laugh, attracting the security guard who told us to keep it down. it wasn’t until i repeated his comment that everyone saw the hilarity. the security guard again tried to shoo us.
a change of plans
for weeks i had been asking people about nicaragua. i was pretty much getting the same responses from everyone. go to isla ometepe, leon, and granada. a few people told me about san juan del sur and a few others about the corn islands on the caribbean side. all of these places are in a very small area of nicaragua and i couldn’t help but wondering about the rest of the country.
i sat down with kristin the next evening who was quietly reading at a table. i filled her in on what others had told me and that i was interested in seeing some other areas of the country. she offered me her guidebook and i thumbed through it. i kept talking out loud, which i do at times when i’m contemplating a new plan. she patiently listened, offering questions and comments throughout. after thirty minutes i had constructed an entirely new plan for nicaragua. skip over isla ometepe and granada and go directly to leon. then come back to those places before taking a boat to the corn islands and heading north up the caribbean. my dinner was ready in the kitchen and when I left the table i looked at kristin and said, “five in the morning. tomorrow. nicaragua. think about it!” i basically forgot i even said it because i figured there was no way she was actually going to come. but later that evening as i was walking from the kitchen to my room she caught me on the way, smiling, and asked shyly “can i go to nicaragua with you?” “seriously, you want to go!” “yeah, of course!” she said. “fucking-a, that’s awesome. are you packed?”